(For the record everyone, I don't have an Aunty Fran and I've never recieved a birthday present of socks. Just thought I'd let you all know.)
Ah, I see SugarMug has gone and revealed her true identity to all you Angry Kettle fans. Right. Let's get this straight, I AM her manager. She is NOT allowed on this website, this is for tour dates and all that stuff, and she is most definitely NOT a CIA and MI6 agent. And her job is not lying coughyesitisnowdoagoodjobof itcough. Sorry about that, bad cough. Whatever, her job is NOT lying, it is being my assistant. My PA, which stands for personal assistant. Coughitdoesnotcough. Ah, sorry about the cough there
Ah, now, Angry Kettle is currently in a fragile mood, (sort of), therefore I think you might find making her angry easy.
Now, for the BEST news. I will have a VIDEO of THE ANGRY KETTLE LIVE on here.
Sometime.
Not soon.
Heh. Yeah.
The EVEN BETTER NEWS:
We will have PHOTOS of the ANGRY KETTLE
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soon
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ish.
Lots of steam,
Iced Tea
One Angry Kettle
All you need to know about the one and only Angry Kettle.
A new...what?
You have not heard of me before.
Because I am Kettle Davies' secret sp- oops...I wasn't supposed to tell you that...
Anyway, my name is SugarMug- a member of the CIA, MI6 and lots more secret associations (no, not really- but my job is lying).
I am also there to make sure when she puts on a show, to limit her when she gets OVER THE LIMIT (WARNING: Sometimes I fail) and to make her hyper. Of course, I have the help of her brilliant manager- Iced Tea- and she also 'kind of' (I'm not saying she does) manage's me.
Hoping you will enjoy the show (if you get the chance to see her)!
Yours sincerely,
SugarMug
Happy Birthday Kettle Davies!
Long time, no iced tea. Anyhow, Kettle Davies probably wont be getting mad at you anytime soon, as her birthday is coming up - and NO ONE can be angry on their birthday. (Unless Aunty Fran sends you the wrong gift. Thanks a bunch for the socks!)
Happy Birthday Kettle Davies! ;)
Lots of steam,
Iced Tea
Happy Birthday Kettle Davies! ;)
Lots of steam,
Iced Tea
Kettle Davies - How is she currently feeling?
Study shows, after taking a look at her Buzz, that Kettle Davies is looking forward to going back to school. Mainly because of the fact that she's going to high school for the first time. But then, she's posted something else, proving that she's also stressed, annoyed and ANGRY about going back, mainly because of the fact that she's just starting high school. And high school = lots of homework. Therefore, there's a good chance that Kettle Davies will be showing her true Kettle any moment now.
Buy your tickets now! Before it's too late!
Lots of steam,
Iced Tea
Angry Kettle's Blog
Iced Tea here, and yes, Angry Kettle has a new blog with all her random thoughts and kettle moments packed inside. Click here to visit Kettles Rock!!
Lots of steam,
Iced Tea
Lots of steam,
Iced Tea
Meet Angry Kettle
Firstly, I'm Iced Tea, Angry Kettle's manager. If you're looking for a pot of tea, look elsewhere (the kitchen's probably your best bet) this is a place where you can learn more about Angry Kettles, and where to find them. Since there is only one Angry Kettle in the entire world, we'll only be giving you information on that one. And that Kettle is KETTLE DAVIES.
On this website, you'll find tips to make Kettle Davies angry, interview with this kettle, and much much more!
Lots of steam,
Iced Tea
On this website, you'll find tips to make Kettle Davies angry, interview with this kettle, and much much more!
Lots of steam,
Iced Tea
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